3 gorgeous girls, all different heights, all different weights but, all equally beautiful.
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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.
The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”
- Tina Fey
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In Cornwall!
Know I’m going to loose my nose stud in the surf but w/e, I can get it re-done. Just hope I don’t pull a Kim Kardashian BoraBora style!.. We’re walking to Landsend today, pretty windy so hope I don’t come flying off the cliff. I will do all the Jackass 30 day thing that I miss when I get back next Friday, not gonna waste my holidaaaaaaay!
PS. been stuffing my face on Bourbons since finding out they’re vegan… NOM FATTY
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